Ixthil Inc.
See this suave motherfucker right here?  Without this guy you wouldn’t even have a fucking Tumblr.  You would have to go to the bathroom, take a shit, use it to write up your social justice stuff, and then throw it at random people literally rather than figuratively.
In 1937 he showed that your computer—the one you’re using right now—can never solve the Halting Problem.  You know how?  MOTHER FUCKING MATHEMATICS THAT’S HOW!  You think math is donkey balls?  Math rocks.  And Turing here had to work with it while under pressure from fucking society.  Hell, it even drove him to suicide.  Even under all this shit he still made way for the future.
Plus Turing also did that fucking Enigma shit you kept hearing about in school.  You know the one.  The whole thing where we cracked that Nazi cryptography.  Showed them a thing or two about fucking secret codes little kids make for their secret racism treehouse club.
You got some fancy AI you think can take over the world?  Well hold the fuck up now!  That shit’s gotta pass the Turing Test if you want a nice good science fiction apocalypse.  That’s right—the big man Alan Turing is also responsible for one of the main goals in artificial intelligence.  Now every little geek who thinks he’s cool for knowing a couple random ideas gets their pants wet from knowing more than other people.  Plus there’s that one joke from Futurama that owes its existence to Turing little test.
June 23, 2012 marks Alan Turing’s 100th birthday.  Go have gay sex with a computer science student to celebrate.

See this suave motherfucker right here?  Without this guy you wouldn’t even have a fucking Tumblr.  You would have to go to the bathroom, take a shit, use it to write up your social justice stuff, and then throw it at random people literally rather than figuratively.

In 1937 he showed that your computer—the one you’re using right now—can never solve the Halting Problem.  You know how?  MOTHER FUCKING MATHEMATICS THAT’S HOW!  You think math is donkey balls?  Math rocks.  And Turing here had to work with it while under pressure from fucking society.  Hell, it even drove him to suicide.  Even under all this shit he still made way for the future.

Plus Turing also did that fucking Enigma shit you kept hearing about in school.  You know the one.  The whole thing where we cracked that Nazi cryptography.  Showed them a thing or two about fucking secret codes little kids make for their secret racism treehouse club.

You got some fancy AI you think can take over the world?  Well hold the fuck up now!  That shit’s gotta pass the Turing Test if you want a nice good science fiction apocalypse.  That’s right—the big man Alan Turing is also responsible for one of the main goals in artificial intelligence.  Now every little geek who thinks he’s cool for knowing a couple random ideas gets their pants wet from knowing more than other people.  Plus there’s that one joke from Futurama that owes its existence to Turing little test.

June 23, 2012 marks Alan Turing’s 100th birthday.  Go have gay sex with a computer science student to celebrate.

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